Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Game of Thrones S7 Ep4


In contrast to last episode, this one seemed like it was all battlefield drama. In reality, the fight only took about ten minutes but it felt longer.



It was also the shortest episode this season. Which confuses me. How can one episode not be the same length as the rest? Finales are usually longer but we're only at episode four!

So far I've been enjoying this season even though every episode is a painful reminder that I've forgotten some bit character or a minor plot set-up from a previous season.

I've also forgotten most of the non-main character's names.

In my defence, a lot of them do have silly fantasy names and a lot of them do sound a lot.

As always... spoilers.




Monday, 7 August 2017

Tokyo Mew Mew is pretty painful

Today I want to have a rant about Tokyo Mew Mew.



It's fluff in the way that you can watch it and it's probably fine if you don't think about it.
This is what folks said about things like Twilight and Suicide Squad and they were both freaking terrible!

Well this is the anime example of that. Y'all remember Sailor Moon? (the sub, not the dub)
This show manages to steal several tropes from that show (and the magical girl genre as a whole) and condenses it into one season while dumbing it down sufficiently so if you struggle to remember who's who in any other magical girl series - this one'll suit you fine.

The premise is about a bunch of girls who are chosen at random by two older guys.. (no, it's not hentai - but only just.) to be the recipients of a scientific laser that mutates them with the genes of almost extinct animals. But only the attractive parts! You know, like cute cat ears and tails, not claws or noses or anything useful like that.

Fortunately each girl has their own colour scheme, so they don't have to have a gladiator style elimination process. They also get a schnazzy new costume, a gadget and a transformation device that they have to kiss and yell a made up phrase at for it to work.
Because SCIENCE.

Ignoring child labour laws, the older guys make the young girls work like colour co-ordinated slaves in a fetish cafe because it's their base of operations... which makes like no sense because they're always too busy to talk shop (it's pretty much just a guise to put them in another 'cute' outfit) and the Cafe wouldn't be open during the week because all the staff are at school.
Besides... the name of the cafe is Cafe Mew Mew. This wouldn't arouse suspicions when the girls are later outed as the Mew Mews?

Does it make it less suspicious that they're all Mew Mew Ichigo etc when there can't be that many people in Tokyo with fruit/food based names? Surely?

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Australian Ninja Warrior

Today I want to talk about Australian Ninja Warrior.



Yep, we finally got a version of the classic and inspiring show that we see overseas.

What a load of bollocks the show was. Don't get me wrong - the competitors were all ace and a lot of them were amazing. I'm talking about the show itself.

My first complaint was with the way they would amp up certain contestants - it was like something you'd see in a talent show or Australian Idol. It's all why we should give a rat's ass about this person and what personal struggle they're overcoming.

This is not a bad idea because a lot of the contestants we saw had overcome some serious obstacles like injuries, abuse, death, stereotypes or being differently abled. So we'd get five or so minutes with this person's life story only to see them get knocked out on the FIRST FREAKING OBSTACLE. Then we have an ad break, and come back to be told that in that short space of time at least three other competitors have also failed but we aren't supposed to care enough about them to actually see them on screen.



There's also a lot of theming going on.. which sort of stinks like the ninja's are either in it for the marketability or else the producers are forcing this onto them. Again - we're here to see your skills not to watch the gimmick you're wearing. It's not a superhero comic!

Now this, though....

Game of Thrones S7 Ep 3

H'okay. Time to join the ranks of people reacting to Game of Thrones, whose numbers by now must surely outweigh the ranks of the Unsullied, the White Walkers and Dothraki combined.

My husband asked me to re-watch the previous season before this season started and we never got around to it. Yeah, there are some things I don't remember as well and I probably could have stood to watch it again but it's not the kind of television that I CAN go back and re-watch.

Yes, it's entertaining. Yes, it's enthralling. No, it's not something I can put myself through again time after time. I usually am the kind of person that can comfortably sit down and watch my favourite shows over and over until I can recite them verbatim but most of my favourite shows don't leave me exhausted and deprived of a soul.

So what happened in this episode? I warn you about reading on if you have yet to watch it..


Thursday, 15 June 2017

Digimon Tri - Part Two Ketsui/Determination Ep 1



Moving onto part two of Digimon Tri and opening with some everlovin' narration about something and showing us damaged Digi-eggs and freakin' Ogremon and Leomon back at their old dramas.

We get rid of one beef, and another appears. No one cares about poor Elecmon and his eggy charges.




Then this guy is creeping on them out of nowhere



This is not an empty threat guys
 Tai overlooks the construction fixing up the damage they caused, Kari reassures him about them doing the right thing. I love how she's so caring, they have such a good relationship.

Agumon and Gatomon get along too, I suppose. As long as no one eats Agumon's food. Are they eating salad for breakfast?





Mimi arrives to corral Tai and Kari along on their hot springs trip and they go and meet the rest of the gang. Himekawa (mysterious lady) and Nishijima (mysterious teacher) are going too, and drop some hints about being a couple some time ago and their own hi-jinks at a hot spring resort.  Himekawa tells Nishijima to keep it in his pants and they talk shop.


Digimon TRI part one Saikai/Reunion episode 4



If your entrance in an episode starts with this - you're sulking. You're sulking Matt, and your little bro called you out on it.



Speaking of, Takeru is using this website to warn others. So... 02 must have definitely happened, right? Are there still Digidestined from other parts of the world that remember the Digimon or have partners? Still iffy on why Takeru and the others haven't mentioned or wondered about the other kids near them (or neighbours to certain people)


Koushiro has spent all night making magic Matrix goggles for Tai so he can see the distortions in the Force world.

They find one distortion, alright. It's sneeze girl.

Sora and Mimi forcibly kidnap her in the guise of helping her and the others watch on in fear.




They keep walking around town looking for distortions and decide to go somewhere higher to extend the range.

They drop off Mei and pick up another moocher, Matt.

Sora jumps into the rest of the group's ferris wheel cabin at the last second, making Matt and Tai share one together to work out their issues.

The others find this hilarious, Mimi even takes photos of the two caged lions.






Wednesday, 14 June 2017

Digimon TRI part one Reunion episode 3


We last left our Digidestined at the airport, wanting a lift and being creeped on by the unknown Digimon. One of them, anyway. Now they're in a car with the mysterious lady in a carpool that doesn't seem legal OR safe.




Admitedly, this is pretty cute. Patamon is sitting in Takeru's hat? Gatomon is in a food coma and Agumon has clearly stolen someone's sunglasses.

They discuss where Joe is and the fact that both they and the MIB seem to have lost Gomamon.
Koushiro is caught looking at Mimi and looks away blushing furiously. Mimi coyly calls him out on it but Koushiro quickly deflects the attention by reminding Mimi that Tai is supposed to pay for an airfare. Tai suffers a minor anxiety attack but Mimi just laughs as she's here for a while anyway. This causes the entire gang to have an anxiety attack.



While studying, Joe catches a news headline about the incident at the airport. A silent flashback shows that he shoved off the MIB and that's why he wasn't at the battle. Gomamon has somehow gotten to Joe's house without a car or the gang. Gee, good thing Joe hadn't moved house in however many years since Gomamon saw him last. Despite not wanting to get distracted from his study, Joe grabs Gomamon in an emotional hug while some asshole Digimon runs around outside.



The next morning everyone watches the news and are disturbed to see that everyone is treating the good Digimon as if they were the enemy. To be fair though, what would you think if you saw a bunch of massive beasts fighting and destroying stuff? Mrs Yagami does not shiv at all, and cheers up the companions by letting them know that they're just misunderstood.



Matt is waiting for Tai at school, wanting to discuss the news. They overhear a classmate's father was hospitalised as a result of the airport attack. They try to find Nishijima, to ask him some questions but instead find Mimi, who has enrolled in their school and 'forgotten' to tell them. Hi-jinks are bound to ensue here guys! She's with, but does not know, some random girl who sneezes and then runs away blushing. That's just going to garner you more attention, you weirdo. Next time, just say 'Bless me!'
It wasn't even as if it was a huge sneeze either.



Mimi asks Koushiro to escort her to their class, and Sora is left to drive an ice pick into some sore spots, telling both Tai and Matt that she heard the game and the concert were postponed. Uh.. really? You think? The boys are both like, uh, yeah, okay whatever and walk off. Sora's left there like whaaat? But I don't know what she expected, another double invite shenanigans?

Gross sneeze girl is in Tai and Sora's class and does the shy blushy run away thing again. Later on, Tai overhears someone say they wish the monsters would all die because they're irritating. Tai has to restrain Matt from wailing on them. It's normally the other way around and Matt is cranky and confused about this. Tai reiterates that there's no point in them getting upset and then stops the seniors from wailing on Matt. Sora is always watching and Sora is pissed about it.



Tai and Matt act like naughty school boys that have just been caught but try to play it off as 'nothing. It doesn't fly past Sora's bullshit radar and she calls a meeting. After school they all catch up by the lake and Mimi graces Joe with a exuberant hug (and obligatory gummi snacks).

Koushiro determines that the gate to the Digital World has been closed off, Takeru confirms his Digivice was malfunctioning. The radio disturbances and network issues are further proof that something's going down for real. Kari tunes Koushiro's rant out and asks Tai about his teacher. Mimi joins in and discusses the news. Matt says he will ask his dad to make a ... hahaha... complaint against the media.. hahahaha oh good one Matt. This isn't tabloid shit, they're actually just reporting the news this time.

Tai points this out and the gang look at him like he's taking crazy pills.


Well, except Koushiro who is still jabbering away. Poor Koushiro.

Mimi gets upset and yells out that it would have been worse if Agumon hadn't tried to stop them which is true but it's not what Tai was saying. Matt chimes in that Tai is blaming the good Digimon and it's wrong! Getting all up in Tai's grill about it and not letting him get a word in, perhaps trying to overcompensate for how wrong he was in just standing by when his friend's Digimon was being beaten to a pump and how Tai was nearly next.

Sora tries to play peacemaker but Matt just decides to bitch it out and walk his ass on out. Koushiro is still talking as all this goes on. Tai also leaves. Kari and Takero say they'll try to smooth it out with their respective brothers later on and the group is about to disband when Joe drops a bombshell. This gossip is so huge that even Koushiro reacts.



There follows a bizarre scene where Joe is then grilled about the girlfriend, but not in the usual way, and then the remainder of the group creepily monotone that 'sure, we believe you', which infuriates Joe to no end.

Look at the amount of casual behaviour right here. So legit. 

Mimi shuts down talk of the Tai/Matt fight by asking Sora which one she'll choose as they're both so handsome now. Sora chokes on her food and ignores the topic. Their Digimon mock them with their own pretend conversation about types when Sora sees Mei (sneeze girl) walk past and jumps on the distraction.

Tai and Matt inadvertently meet back at school and locate Nishijima who is an Information Strategy Section, Information Management Office Grade 2 Management Officer. He reveals that the Digimon that are coming through are infected and that they got a lot of their information from someone called Gennai.

That 'it' had better just be knowledge, Nishijima. 

Random interlude when we discover that Koushiro is buying his clothes online. No special reason. Maybe Mimi. Anyway, being Koushiro he's made his own dress up software.

That had better be online shopping you're talking about!



Which has an interesting definition for casual clothes, incorporating a Captain Jack Sparrow look, a Hogwarts outfit, Shakespearean ruffles and various animal onesies.

Matt can't play his harmonica because he's worried about Tai. Agumon can't enjoy the beach because Tai's pondering.



Matt wonders if they'll all change, Tai knows that Matt hasn't changed and understands why he's upset but confides to Agumon that he's scared. He's really afraid that he could kill someone without meaning too - a valid fear.

Most of the kids meet up at Koushiro's office, and Tentomon strong arms Biyomon and Agumon into a demonstration.


Seems a bit harsh, but last time Koushiro tried to explain something verbally everyone tuned out.

He's made a virtual network to stash the 'mons between jobs.






Verdict:

So they're still pushing the angst between Sora and the boys, and Tai and Matt themselves. This episode seemed to have a lot more to say about Joe but he got severely overlooked and made fun of. Tai is completely and utterly the sole voice of reason in this episode and that's scary. The other kids can't see the other point of view that the world at large is holding and apparently are fine with large amounts of destruction because our Digimon are good. Yes, but NO ONE OUTSIDE YOUR CIRCLE AND THE MIB KNOW THAT! Tai is the one who's been chased, attacked and forced to watch his buddy Agumon take a thrashing while his friends did nothing. Tai was there at nearly all the damaged sites and saw how close people came to death, how close HE came to death.
He's not lacking courage, he's just not sure what to do about the situation. I mean, if the next time your Digimon evolved to fight another monster - maybe someone dies. Maybe someone has died already in the previous attacks. How would you feel, given that some responsibility would weigh on you? Could you do it again? Issue the order for the battle and risk death or injury to others or sit back and do nothing, and still risk death or injury to others? Tai's in-between a rock and a hard place and the story seems to reflect that, and it's pretty thought provoking. It's just a shame that the story doesn't know how to handle the other kids - it gets pretty jumpy at times where it flciks to Takeru and Koushiro biking, then to someone else, then to the girls having a meal and Sora running out to see Mei but there's no follow up... it's very strange to watch, and I feel like there's an issue with the rest of the Digidestined in general because they all seem like apathetic ass-holes right now.



Gallery:


"Alright fess up - who farted?"

"We will now begin the summoning ritual"


Guy. Guy Incognito and my friend here is Summer Person.

Asking for seconds, hasn't finished firsts. 

"I had to eat this before Tai got here!!"

Contemplation station

Last time I saw a scene like this a Titan attacked

Ah, this show ain't no good..